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The Layout Song

- apologies to David Seville and The Chipmunks

Boss: All right you guys, ready to sing your song?

Tator: I’ll say we are.

Ken: Yeah, let’s sing it now.

Boss: Okay, Tator?

Tator: Okay.

Boss: Okay, Ken?

Ken: Okay.

Boss: Okay, Eddie? Eddie?... EDDIE!!!

Eddie: OKAY!

Layout, layout time is near
Time for dread
And time for fear

Copy’s late, and I’m aghast
Hurry, Beulah, hurry fast

Want a Sanders donut, Ken?
Nicki needs to smoke again!

We can hardly stand the wait
Please Tony’s, don’t be late!

Boss: Ok, fellas. Get ready. That was very good, Tator.

Tator: Naturally.

Boss: Very good, Ken.

Ken: {Chipmunk giggle}

Boss: Uh, Eddie, you were a little flat that time. Watch it. Where’s my cell phone? Beulah? Beulah?... BEULAH!!!

Want our own lunch table back
But that’s where all the mail is stacked.

We can hardly stand the wait.
Please Big John, lock the gate!

We can hardly stand the wait.
Please Friday, don’t be late!

Boss: That was very good you guys.

Eddie: Let’s sing it again!

Tator: Yeah, let’s sing it again.

Boss: No. That’s enough. Let’s not overdo it.

Ken: What do you mean overdo it?

Tator: I wanna sing it again.

Ken: Why can’t we sing it again?

Boss: Boys... Boys!
BEULAH!!!

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